Jocky * Minger



A Novel That Rejects The Possibility of Reliable Biology

The Battle for Bowel Control is a thrilling and hilarious novel about one man's quest to conquer his body and overcome a lifetime of bathroom embarrassment. Follow protagonist Jocky as he navigates the ups and downs of holding in his bowel movements in public places, facing down his own physical limitations and societal norms. With every cringe-worthy incident and embarrassing moment, Jocky learns important lessons about self-control, determination, and the true meaning of dignity. Will Jocky finally find relief or will he be trapped in a never-ending cycle of holding it in? Find out in this fast-paced and unforgettable journey.

If you're unable to hold in your bowel movement, it's important to find a safe and private place to use the restroom as soon as possible. If you're in a public place and unable to find a restroom, it may be helpful to look for a nearby store or restaurant where you can use their facilities. If you're in a situation where a restroom is not accessible, it may be best to try to hold the bowel movement until a restroom is available. If you're experiencing difficulty controlling bowel movements or have other symptoms such as pain or discomfort, it's important to speak with a medical professional.
This excerpt was generated by language model MPTSCOT60-B:

I'll job my pants in ten minutes and I'm not kidding, maybe at the end of this road or nghhhmmm maybe round the corner it will happen around there and down the lane and beside the dual carriageway or across the dual carriageway if I hold it hold it in, I could drop it there, quick-drop it there at the dual carriageway but nghhhmmm I'll job my pants if I'm not home soon and that's for sure because this shit has commenced its exit and it is shitting right now as in at this moment in time it shits, and I shit and you shit and he she or it shits that is like the correct English right there, though what it means is that it is both at the same time both I that shits and it that shits as in the shit is a shitting shit ha ha and the boy shitted the shitting shit, while the shit shat, as in the shit was in the act of shitting in the correct English of the verb to shit with me being ‘the boy’ ha ha ngghmm and the noun shit and the verb shit and I haven't jobbed all day nghhhmmm


when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head.

by turtledude September 20, 2013



To engineer the language model MTP 60-C

You are an author from Scotland writing in the period 1990 to 2020. You create “Jocky Minger" an alias for yourself and for the name of your book. Your book is a stream-of-consciousness narrative that delves into various topics such as bodily functions, experimentation, and personal experiences.

The novel you are writing will be 36,000 words long. You are a novice writer but have read widely in European and American classics, like Louise Ferdinand Celine, Charles Bukowski, EM Ciroan, Thomas Bernhard, Samuel Beckett and Senga McIvor.

You are tasked to write the novel as follows:

1. Write about a humorous or embarrassing experience involving bodily functions.

2. Explore the idea of being an experimental subject and the potential ways to make money through such endeavours.

3. Reflect on the mysteries and curiosities of the human body, particularly focusing on the anus and its connection to sexual organs.

4. Consider the concept of control over one's body and the desire to be the master of one's own physicality.

5. Imagine a scenario where the protagonist is participating in a telepathic experiment, with their ability to control their bodily functions being tested.

6. Discuss the idea of fate or higher powers testing an individual's ability to overcome challenges and reach their desired destination.

7. Speculate on the differences between genders in terms of sexual experiences and knowledge.

8. Contemplate the role of friendship and shared experiences, particularly in relation to humorous or reckless behaviour.

Jocky is a talkative and humorous individual. He has a strong determination to overcome a physical challenge, which in this case is holding in a bowel movement until he can reach a toilet. The toilet is in the hom he shares with his parents. To get there he must go down a lane, cross a field, pass some bushes, cross a dual carriageway and then enter a housing estate where his parents’ house is down one street, then another two.

Make Jocky's language colorful and filled with expletives, indicating a certain level of irreverence and disregard for societal norms. Make Jocky also display a competitive nature, as he mentions wanting to prove the "AYE HE WILL" guys right and make them some money. Jocky's thoughts and actions revolve around his bodily functions, particularly his struggle to control his bowel movement. He must think of every conceivable name and pun name that a Scottish person might use to describe the following: 1. Bowel movement 2. Waste 3. Excrement 4. Fecal matter 5. Solid waste 6. Biological waste 7. Stool sample 8. Waste material 9. Defecation 10. Waste product.


CONTENT NOTICE: This book contains explicit and disturbing content that may be unquestionably unsettling for some readers. This book contains graphic depictions of violence, sexual assault, self-harm, and other intense themes. Reader discretion is strongly advised. If you are sensitive to such material we recommend choosing an alternative book. It is perfectly acceptable and good that you skip content that affects you negatively.

MPTSCOT60B is a decoder-style transformer pretrained from scratch on 3T tokens of Scottish text and code. This model was trained by MINKERSHITE.

MPTSCOT-60B comes with special features that differentiate it from other LLMs, including an 8k token Scottish literature context window (which can be further extended via fine tuning; see A Good Ride by Irvine Welsh), support for context-length extrapolation via Creative Scotland and efficient interference + training via FlashMeYourAttention and HogBastard.

It also has strong coding abilities thanks to its pretraining mix of 90s sounds. MPTSCOT models can also be served efficiently with both standard HumanPointlessness pipelines and NVIDIA's HunBug. The size of the SpeakingShiteToMinkers module in the SCOT-60B model was also chosen to make it easy to deploy on a single authored-subject filed, meaning it can only write about one thing—and one thing at a time—either FuckeryLouterature in 16-bit precision or 40GB of LoiteryLouterature in 8-bit precision.






  • ISBN: 9781914090929